nitewrighter:

I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

dovv:

not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history

sexhaver:

thecolorofthegame:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat’s 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as “gargoyling the bong”

1.

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn’t seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we’d be like “what? it’s the same height as Napoleon”

Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???

no this is him

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nonasuch:

wishing a very bearable seasonal affective disorder to all who observe

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thuriweaver:

serenedaze:

the urge to bite someone cuz you love them

Originally posted by muvana

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broadwaytheanimatedseries:

delusional-lune:

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

this is so much more well animated than is called for

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muckkles:

muckkles:

ppl in big cities be like “south side” “east end” “upper west side” “north beach” “southwest corner” “left area” “diagonal land”

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

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miss-serket:

seelcudoom:

miss-serket:

you expect someone with the name “death the kid” to be super edgy but he owns a skateboard with his dads face on it

to be fair how do you be edgy when death is your dad? if you try to wera something edgy you just look like you love your dad

thats because he does

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laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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simplyjellies:

Going great thanks Isabelle

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